Monday, December 6, 2010
X'mas Is Here Again :)
Monday, October 25, 2010
Simple & Healthy Lunch, but Ended With Disaster for My Wife
Monday, August 23, 2010
9 Months Later
I love this... it's so funny.
9 Months Later...
Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob.
So they loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard.
'Don't worry,' Jack said. 'We'll be happy to sleep in the barn, and if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light.' The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing. But about nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney...
It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend. He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, 'Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up north about 9 months ago?'
'Yes, I do.' said Bob 'Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?' 'Well, um, yes !,' Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out, 'I have to admit that I did.' 'And did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her your name?'
Bob's face turned beet red and he said, 'Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy, I'm afraid I did.' 'Why do you ask?' 'She just died and left me everything.'
(And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you?... you know you smiled...now keep that smile for the rest of the day!)
Wednesday, August 4, 2010
Thursday, July 15, 2010
Interesting Story
His father said he'd make a deal: "You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut. Then we'll talk about the car."
The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer, and they agreed on it.
After about six weeks his father said, "Son, you've brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm disappointed you haven't had your hair cut."
The boy said, "You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair...and there's even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair."
You're going to love the Dad's reply:
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To which his father replied, "Did you also notice they all walked everywhere they went?"
Tuesday, July 13, 2010
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
Monday, April 19, 2010
Good Morning, my friends.
It has been months since I updated my post. Yeah... there r nothing much happening anyway for me to update hehehe...
Good Morning
First thing, in the morning,
as I begin my day,
I turn on my computer,
to see what my email friends have to say.
They bring me such delight,
with notes and cards and such,
And I appreciate their thoughtfulness,
so very much!
Sometimes, there's a concern,
a need for a quick prayer,
and it encourages me to know,
that they are always there.
I hear the birds early chirping,
with happy songs in their hearts,
and just like my Friends,
they give me a cheerful start.
I'm blessed each and every morning,
to see their names in my mailing list,
and when one isn't there,
they are truly missed.
So, I want to say
"Good Morning!"
to each and every one of you.
Have a Blessed and Happy Day.