Are You A Perfect Man?

 

I have just read a write-up in the website listing the criteria what women look for in a man.

Man ~ see below for the criteria and if you fall within, then you definitely have double the chance of getting a mate.

Ladies ~ need not to say. I know you’ll take this like the gospel truth ;p

 

1. 6-feet tall (gaaawwwsh!! got a long way to go)
2. Toned and athletic (if you say with a beer belly is toned and athletic, then I’m in)
3. Brown eyes (don’t even know my eyes colour)
4. Short dark hair (do you know grey hair is the new trend? define short! )
5. Smart dress sense (errr…)
6. Beer drinker (hell, yeah! Loads of them)
7. Non-smoker (I don’t smoke, just light it up and suck)
8. Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper (no comment, mommy decides what I wear)
9. Gets ready in 17 minutes (errr… does it include getting into shower and taking a dump?)
10. Stylish (does it include wrong combi of colors?)
11. Wants a family (no choice, born to one tho)
12. Earns £48,000 ($77,000) a year (gotto find myself another job)
13. Loves shopping (for?)
14. Eats meat (what meat? which part of the body?)
15. Clean shaven (omg)
16. Smooth chest (damn those hair)
17. Watches soaps (woooo… bubbly)
18. Enjoys watching football (like the cheerleaders)
19. Drives an Audi (long way to go… still driving a Perodua)
20. Educated to degree level (finally, at least 1)
21. Earns more than his other half (err… if you have the other half, then why the hell you are looking at this list? huh!?)
22. Jokes around and has a laugh (been associated with cuckoo fellas)
23. Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset (sensitive also when they start hitting you too)
24. Says “I love you” only when he means it (yea… only when you want some action)
25. Admits it when he looks at other women (hell, NO!)
26. Has a driver’s license (does it include after many attempts, and after giving bribe?)
27. Can swim (can sink)
28. Can ride a bike (yea… riding behind as pillion rider)
29. Can change a tire (of course, send it to the tire shop)
30. Calls mom regularly (never call… mom always calls)
Via http://www.divinecaroline.com/24138/128457-meet-perfect#ixzz1wPWHNwko

p.s. ~ the comments in red are all mine only, and have no association  or resemblance with anyone in particular ;p

Come to think about it… if all ladies take this list and follow, then we’re gonna have loads of old people running around  hahaha  ;p

Your Angel

 

This is a  tribute to all mothers. I personally find this so meaningful and would like all children, no matter how old you are, either 10, 20, 30 or 40 years old, you are still a child to your Angel.

 

Your Angel

Once upon a time there was a child ready to be born. So one day he asked God: "They tell me you are sending me to earth tomorrow but how am I going to live there being so small and helpless?"

God replied, "Among the many angels, I chose one for you. She will be waiting for you and will take care of you."

"But tell me, here in Heaven, I don't do anything else but sing and smile, that's enough for me to be happy."  "Your angel will sing for you and will also smile for you every day. And you will feel your angel's love and be happy."

"And how am I going to be able to understand when people talk to me, if I don't know the language that men talk?"  "Your angel will tell you the most beautiful and sweet words you will ever hear, and with much patience and care, your angel will teach you how to speak."

"And what am I going to do when I want to talk to you?"  "Your angel will place your hands together and will teach you how to pray."

"I've heard that on earth there are bad men. Who will protect me?"  "Your angel will defend you even if it means risking its life."

"But I will always be sad because I will not see you anymore."  "Your angel will always talk to you about me and will teach you the way for you to come back to me, even though I will always be next to you."

At that moment there was much peace in Heaven, but voices from earth could already be heard, and the child in a hurry asked softly:
"Oh God, if I am about to leave now, please tell me my angel's name."

"Your angel's name is of no importance, but you will call your angel this: Mommy."