Sh*tty Joke

Ah......... It's Friday again...

The weekend mood is here lingering in our mind. With some of us taking this as an excuse not to 'work so hard', and some just call in sick.. hahahaha

Since it's Friday, let's forget all about the politics, jam, the water leaking.. hehehe

Would like to share a joke which I like very much.. Here goes...

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the Stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.

"The little girl, who had just opened her book,

closed it slowly and said to The stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"

Oh, I don't know", said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first.

A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same Stuff.

Yet a deer excretes little pellets,

while a cow turns out a flat Patty,

And A horse produces clumps of dried grass.

Why do you suppose that is?"

The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea,"

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh!t?"

Please Don't Do That.............

Walking along the city street, and one thing that you'll definitely notice is how 'clean' our streets are...

We have high-tech equipments to help us with our daily routine, we have fast moving vehicles, we have internationally acclaimed airport, race track and so forth. But, WE are the problem to this country. It is not the vehicle, not the technologies, etc. It is WE.

WE fought for the independence of this country. WE set the law and regulations. WE sends out advises, fliers, leaflets and even post advertisements on TVs to advise our good-selves to take good care of our surrounding, our country and our mother nature. WE, theoretically, wish to have a 'perfect' country to live in. We admire the cleanliness of other countries as we see in TV.

But, do WE heed the advise? Nope. Don't think so.

Most of the time, I can see people will throw out rubbish from their vehicles onto the highway. I can see people throwing food wrappers on the road when there is a rubbish bin readily available not far away.

What's more saddening is when the local authority put up a "No Littering" sign at a specific location, but yet INCONSIDERATE people still litter their dumps right at that specific spot. WHY!!?

If everybody thinks "It's not gonna harm anything if I just dump this little piece..." then how can our country be as what WE dream our country to be.....!!!!

What have gone wrong with all the teaching since you were young when your parents and teachers teach us not to litter/throw rubbish. Have you all ''Give Back All That Has Been Teach To Your Teachers??"

Come on. This land can't sustain the amount of rubbish that you have dumped despite all those cleared by the rubbishman everyday..

What to do!!? What to do!!?

Have you been put in a position where you don't even know where or what or how to do something that is urgent? What do you do about it?

During my college time, studying has put some stress(now I can say 'some' compared to the stress I am going through here at work) on you. However, this stress is so small if you compare it with the situation now after you step out of the comfort of your 'school' environment and go out into the 'wild'

But, what are those kids (I mean college kids) doing to cope with the 'stress' they are facing?
They SMOKE it out, man... (and I mean cigarette)

You and I can see this everyday at restaurants, mamak stall and even on the road. You can go and ask why they started smoking.

For sure they will tell you, "Stress lor".

So, as you press further and ask, "Do you really need to smoke when you are stress?" "Ya, more relax and not stress after smoke" will be the answer.

Do they know the consequences of smoking one, and just one, cigarette? Do they know how long does your body need to take to filter and neutralize this little ONE cigarette?

If you are reading this, and you are a young college 'ladies or gentlemen', please do some reading about this and if possible, please for your own good, QUIT!!!

Busy!! Busy!!

Been very busy lately with my project work loads.

Have you been pushed by your immediate supervisor till the brim of craziness. Till you don't know what to do next. Till you don't know what to expect. Don't even know what comes next. Plainly, 'brain dead'

That's what happened to me for the past 2 weeks.

In this new era of "slavery" system, what you are expected to do don't really equal to what you get out of it.

Talking about getting 'things' out of what you do as a slave (oops... i mean work)

1) Headache!!!
2) Headache!!!

and

3) Headache!!!


And, does your boss know about it? NO!! (that's the "best" part of it..... damn!!!)

Really tired of all this.

Couldn't even find time for my family, my wife, my parents and my friends.