Imagine tis... u applied 4 a job which u prefer n u were shortlisted n now u r attending d interview session..
There goes... u walked into d CEO's office. There she is sitting there with her laptop typing her way ahead giving u a glance before continuing her work.
U: Good morning
CEO: Hi... hv a sit. (having seated, she continues) I see dat u hv responded to our job ads.
U: Yes.
CEO: So. Tell me about urself. From d CV dat i've got here doesn't really say about urself.
U: Okay... My name is ABC n .... bla bla bla...
CEO: So, ABC. May I know what qualifications in terms of paper qualification u hv?
U: Err... Ms. CEO, 4 ur information I've not gain much paper qualification here n I can tell u dat I hv enuf experience in tis job.
CEO: Okaaayyy... no paper qualification (scribbling something on her note) So dat means u r not a degree holder or sort. Well, tell me then, how wit ur experience can u contribute for our company. As u understand, we r a public listed company in the stock exchange with a capital of USD100mil n besides dat, we hv hundreds of branches n subsidiaries thru-out d world.
U:
Err... I hv about 10 yrs of experience here for my job n shud b able to handle d job requirement.CEO: Really? Then tell me again. Do u hv any IT skill? M.Project Professional, M.Visio, HTML, C+ Language, Java, etc?
U:
Im very sorry, Ms. CEO. I dun hv tis kinda knowledge. Btw, does my position need 2 use tis kinda IT skill??? (scratching head)CEO: Wat!!? U dunno!? Hv u read our job requirement b4 u applied? Pls do not waste our time!
U:
Err... Ms. CEO, I apply 4 dispatch wor. I noe how 2 ride motorbike n can send letter n stuff lor. Must use computer wan meh..?? CEO: (browsing frantically thru her papers) Oops... sorry. My mistake. Okay, u r hired.
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