Damn 'Malu-fied' Situation At Work

I was having a training session with a group of audience last few days, when my friend George called me.

He: Daniel, come.
Me: What's dat?

He pointing at his laptop wit one of his hands rubbing his eyes, n me started reading wat's on it. It reads

"Jordin Sparks Died Yesterday"

I was in fact shocked by wat im reading, n looking at d situation i was in, i only managed 2 say, "oh... wat a waste (of talent, i mean)". Then i asked, "so, how did she die? What happen?"

George made a click on his keyboard n another web-page popped out. He, once again, pointing at the screen, expecting me 2 read again.

N guess wat... do u know how Jordin Sparks "died"?

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"No Air"

Blardy hell...! I really wanted 2 smack d sh*t out of dat boy, im telling u... But anyway, it's a good wan, tho.. hahahaha