Si-Too-Peed Neighbor Is Blardy Horrible

What happen when you just blardy moved into your newly bought house to discover that your blardy neighbor is so farking inconsiderate...

My in-laws have just bought their new house and gotto renovate it since the previous owner had not taken good care of that house. So no choice n gotto renovate that house... But now they have this si-too-peed neighbor who came scolding at my father-in-law accusing that the renovation has made his house "dirty"!!!

Duuuh...!!!! When n where can you blardy find renovations that are "CLEAN"!!! Are you STUPID or what!!!!?!!!!!?

That fella even threatened to file a complaint that the renovations have "dirtied" his house and even say that "he knows everybody here".

What blardy person are U!!? U blardy God-forsaken dumbass!!! YA!! It's U, if U r that blardy dumbass that scolded an old man over something which is so meager, minute, small, puny, little.

27 Week Pregnant

Today is exactly the 188th day of Yvonne's pregnancy. At this stage of pregnancy, our baby is about 15 inches from head to toe, and by putting my ear to her belly, i could hear and distinguish his heartbeat.

In weeks to come, we'll be able to identify a more regular and predictable pattern of movement and sleep (err... i m talking about my baby's pattern of movement n sleep hehehe)

Oohhh... U must b paid alot

It has been some time since i meet all my ''low chin pui'' (in Cantonese means older generations, uncles, aunties, apek, achim hehe)

Then i finally meet all of them in my sister's wedding dinner last weekend... not one, not two. All of them... So u can imagine one fella running from table to table in the hall to greet the 'folks' while all my other siblings were busy with the other guests ;p

So, what do u know? After dunno how many donkey years didn't meet, the first thing that they all ask is "sien jai ni jai na li juo?" (in Mandarin could either mean where r u sitting now or where r u working) So, at that moment i m not gonna say "eh!! u got no eye see meh!!? I sitting there!" ;p

So i replied "Oh... now working in XXXXX company" I can tell u, their responses were all the same "Waa!!! Good company wor.... Very famous... U must b paid alot!" I wanted to reply "Oii...!!! U think what har!!? How u know XXXXX company is good wan har!!? How u know they pay me alot wan har!!? U the boss ar!!? U dunno I only get paid peanuts there lor... si-too-peed" which I didn't lar

Many a time people tend to think this XXXXX company u r working with is so very the good that they pay u alot... which in fact u only get peanuts.

So i normally reply this kind of people with "U see me good, I see me good only" (U r good, i dunno lar. But am sure i not very good lor... psst...psst...got anyone want 2 pay me higher ar? i'll quit n jump ship )

U Wan Or Dun Wan..??

Grandma: Desmond, u want some orange for dessert? Granma cut for u.
Desmond: (excited) Yes. Yes. I wan. I wan.
Grandma: Okay... I go cut for u now.

(after a while...)
Grandma: Desmond... where r u?? Come get ur oranges. Desmond..?
Desmond: (shouting from inside his room) I dun wan oledi..!
Grandma: Haiya... this boy hor, everytime also like this wan. After cut for him he dun want liow.

This was what happening when I went back to my parents' house for dinner last nite. When i was young, we didn't get such "privilege" of saying we wanted something n later say we don't want (sure kena makan ''rotan goreng daging" wan...) Our parents made sure that we grow up a good, disciplined, educated person.

But, when it comes to grandchildren, they r totally different... We have to make sure they "don't spoil" our little children.. hahaha...

Same like my neighbour, Mrs C. If she doesn't take her little grandson for a walk in the morning, that little brat will make sure he get it. HOW??

CRY... hahahahaha

What'd U Do When U R In A Sticky Situation?

There r times in our life where all of us will b stuck in a "sticky" situation n then u dunno what to do. Then what u gonna do..?

Imagine that u gotto choose something of your favorite and your lover/darling/wife/girlfriend don't like it, or have chosen something different from your choice. What would u do? Stick to your own choice? or to follow what your other-half have chosen?

This is only the situation where you r to choose something tangible... How about in terms of making decision on some important stuff in ur life?

For example this "A" fella was having a discussion with his wife "B" whether they should stay with A's parents after their marriage or to move out n live their own 'yi yan sai kai' (in Cantonese, it means having their own 'world')

B: But, i dun wan to stay wit ur parents ler...
A: Why lar? Stay wit parents better mar... u come home after work got nice cook food ready
B: I dun wan lar... no privacy.. u know lar, ur parents always come n "kacau" us wan. Nothing, nothing also come knock on ur room door, just to 'say something'.
A: But, stay with parents hor is better wor... see, next time when we got baby they can take care for us...
B: Oh... r u saying i got no $$ to buy my own food n take care of my baby lar now..!!? Dun like to stay wit them lor...
A: Errr... no lar.. just say only. We discussing mar. Never mind lar if u dun like
B: U see... we oledi grow up mar.. so must not depend on mummy n daddy wan. U know what i talking hor..?
A: Err.. yeah, u r rite also but..... (thinking "die lor like this...")

Har..!!? U Dunno Wan Meh!!?

Many times i really 'beh ta han' those uncles and aunties that came to my house. When then see my puppy, Browny, they'll remark "wa.... ur doggie so cute...", which i normally reply "ten-q, ten-q" but quietly say "u stoopid ar!!? My dog of course cute lar... like the owner mar" (okay... okay... i know people start vomiting liow kekeke)

My mother-in-law, on the other hand, will be 'the happiest person in the world' to hear this compliment from those uncles n aunties wan... She'll go on to tell those people that Browny can do this, can do that... then will go on to give example, "u know what... Browny can go to the toilet to pee wan lor..."

Then i kena lar... the uncle n aunty will come chasing me to say "wa... ur Browny so good wan ar.. can go toilet to pee. My stoopid dog at home cannot wan wor. How u do that har?"

This is where i really 'beh ta han' with them. Normally i'll say "If he don't go use the toilet, i'll whack the sh*t out of him lor.." ;p

~ sigh ~ they really blur blur wan lor... there's something call training the dog mar. I where got so violent wan hehehe.. I trained Browny to do all those things which my mother-in-law is very proud of now that she can go bragging in front of those blur blur uncles n aunties.. hahaha

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New X'mas Tree

Finally. We bought a new Christmas tree for our home.

U'll ask me why i say like that? U might say, "eh, U. Yeah... U. U celebrate X'mas wan meh..!!?" Then i'll answer in a 'kuai lan' way n say, "err... no lar. I no celebrate wan. But....... CANNOT MEH!!!??" hahaha


Yvonne's nieces were so excited with the X'mas tree n they can't wait to decorate the tree. Then one of them asked, "Uncle, where's the presents?" (which she meant "where is my present"?)

So i understand lor... gotto be Santa Claus... hahahaha


psst...psst... actually i bought the present liow.. hehehe...

In A Holiday Mood Oledi

Christmas n the New Year r still not here, n i m oledi in a 'Holiday Mood' .. ~sigh~ What am i doing here

Oh... nothing lor.. dreaming where 2 go for holiday, how 2 celebrate X'mas n New Year.. hehehe

You Will When You Believe

Was listening to "When You Believe" from the movie Prince Of Egypt... Ya, i know it's a very very very very very ol'd song. But playing it and listening to it now brings many memories back from those days when things were not so smooth...

So thought 2 share the song with you but couldn't upload it here. Only thing i can do is to put the lyrics

When You Believe

by WHITNEY HOUSTON & MARIAH CAREY

Many nights we prayed
With no proof anyone could hear
In our hearts a hope for a song
We barely understood
Now we are not afraid
Although we know there's much to fear
We were moving mountains
Long before we knew we could

There can be miracles
When you believe
Though hope is frail
It's hard to kill
Who knows what miracles
You can achieve
When you believe, somehow you will
You will when you believe

In this time of fear
When prayer so often proves in vain
Hope seems like the summer bird
Too swiftly flown away
Yet now I'm standing here
My hearts so full, I can't explain
Seeking faith and speaking words
I never thought I'd say

They don't always happen when you ask
And it's easy to give in to your fears
But when you're blinded by your pain
Can't see the way, get through the rain
A small but still, resilient voice
Says hope is very near

You will when you believe...

Balding =(

Yvonne has been telling me that my hairline is residing, and soon am gonna b bald. Or may b got 'tey chong hoi' Like that sure die lor... i also couldn't imagine myself waking up in the morning looking into the mirror half-asleep, "hmmm... who's that botak fello staring at me over the other side? Don't he know he look ugly..." hahahaha

Then my friend told me that after our project is done, we'll all have one thing in common. What is it? All of us gonna 'shine' from the top!

It's A Rainy Rainy Day...

It's a rainy day here 2day. Mag asked whether I'd like to join them for lunch as they r driving out for lunch But I look at the sky also very 'sien' liow. The weather really making me feel sleepy oh... (hmmm.... no wonder my wife always call me 'piggy' hahahaha)

26 Weeks Pregnant

At 26 week, around 14 inches from head to toe, weighing about 1 pound, 12 ounces to 2 pounds 3 ounces, baby can be very active as it is pretty small and there is ample of amniotic fluid to allow for freedom of movement. And, since his little ears are fully functioning, mummy will be able to feel the baby jump in response to "loud" sounds and "settle" at the sound of mummy's voice. He can also respond to touch.

Cheer Up Honey Pie

My '9-to-5' is very stress today... got so many things 2 handle. Complaints, complaints n complaints... Today, if u see her face, u'll notice it is so very long that it almost touches the ground... hahahahaha

Cheer up, larling... hope the pictures below will cheer u up... hehehe


wakakaka.......

Invitation To Wedding Reception By Phone!!?

I've just finished a pretty 'funny' conversation with Yvonne, and what really baffled me is Yvonne told me about her friend, Jennifer, who got invited to my sister's wedding this Sunday. The best part is the "Invitation" was all done thru phone call. Mine you, ONLY ONE phone call (no details provided)

Yvonne: Hey, very free ar..?
Me: Ya lor... what 2 do. hehehe As usual lor.. hahaha
Yvonne: U know what... Ur sister hor, called Jennifer and invited her to her wedding. But didn't even tell Jennifer when, where, and what time wan wor...
Me: Har...... like that also can ar..? How? I thought she's sending Jennifer invitation card??
Yvonne: No wor... she just gave Jennifer a call.
Me: Hahahahahaha....... like that also can wan ar..? Invite people to wedding dinner but didn't give invitation card... hmmmm....