Are U Ahmed's Friend?

Ahmed died in a fire and his body was so badly burned that the morgue needed someone to identify the body. As he had no family, they called up his two best friends, Ah Beng and
Kumar.

Ah Beng went in first and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Ah Beng said, "Wah-lau-eh, he's very barbecued like cha siu.? But if you would roll him over, I will tell you if he's my friend Ahmed or not." The mortician rolled the body over.

Ah Beng looked at his ass and said, "Heng-ah! No-lah, dat not Ahmed."The mortician was puzzled how he was so sure but he didn't say anything. He went and got Kumar to check the body. Kumar looked closely and said, "Aiyoyo, it is true he's burnt very bad, but need you to roll him over and I can confirm if he's my friend, Ahmed."

Again the mortician rolled the body over. Kumar looked down at the ass and said, "Aiyoyo, oh no no, this isdefinitely not Ahmed."

The mortician, unable to suppress his curiosity any longer, said, "Okay, you have to tell me now - how can you and Ah Beng tell for sure this isnot Ahmed?"

Kumar said, "Well, this Ahmed, he had two assholes.""What?!!" the mortician said in disbelief, "He had two assholes?!!" "Oh yes, everyone in the neighbourhood knows this. Every time the three of us go out, people always say, ' Here comes Ahmed with the two assholes'."